I have done many stupid things in my life and well this is .......... one of them! (***NOTE: I dont recommend anyone doing this. ***) I was hanging out with some of my friends on a weekend, Sarah and Ashley. Wait this all started with me calling to see what they were doing and if they wanted to hang, they told me that they were at the post office parking lot with "The bag" I of course got excited and told them I would pick them up. I got in my mum's jeep and went to pick them up. They got in the car and Sarah pulled a bottle out of her nifty bag, And what was in her hand? Green apple pucker *YUMMY*, anyway she told me to pull over and thats what I did I found a parking spot in the back of the post office and we all took a couple of swigs from the bottle. I told them that they should totally stay the night at my house, that my dad wasnt returning home for the weekend and that my mum never comes into my room. They agreed and called their parents. We all ended up at my house, where we dragged a futon mattress in on the floor so I could sleep on it, I knew that we wouldnt all fit on my queen bed and I really didnt wanna end up in another bad situation like I had before -giggle- so I gathered some shot glasses and cups, we had stopped at the store to get some coke cola. We sat down and turned some music on. We drank: Green Apple Pucker, Jack Daniels, and After Shock. Which I will never want any type of cough syrup ever again, for after awhile thats what After Shock tastes like is bad cough syrup. We did shots then we got our glasses and poured soda into the glasses and Sarah had control of the Jack, which she freakin put a shit load in my soda and didnt tell me. When I took a drink it about came out my nose. She thought it was hilarious, then I got the cell phone. I called Shyan, oh shyan, the sweet little shyan. I told her we were coming over, which if you ask anyone I have a tendency of repeating everything I say a couple times when I'm a drunk. I dont remember how many people I had called, but hey. Anyway we were in our Pj's and we headed down the middle of the street with cups in hand to shyan's house. She came out on the front porch, and looked at us like we were scary. I laughed, then of course the bad happens. Sarah bumped into me and what do I do I spill my drink all over me and Sarah. She thought it was the funniest thing in the world. She got all giggly and sat down on the cold wet pavement. I was laughing and talking to shyan, shyan kept telling us to be quiet because, her parents were still awake. I set my cup down on her porch and was dancing around. We got shyan to call james, it was really late and then sarah swiped the phone and ran into the middle of the street. Which was more of a stagger, and it was funny. When we finally decided to go I was turning in circles asking where my cup was, which I found on her porch. Go figure. Well lets see all we did after that was go home and drink more. Then came the following monday, lets just say it was cold out and I put on the same sweater I wore that night, totally forgeting that I had spilled anything on it. I went to first period and I had thought I could smell Jack but, I thought I was imaging it. Then shyan came up to me in Second period and was like "Did you know that you have a stain on your sweater?" My sweater is white with black skulls on it and misfits written all over it. Well when I looked there was a huge brownish stain on my sweater. Yeah, I didnt wash it. I got all wide eyes and pulled my sweater off and smelled it and behold the Jack! I even licked it to make sure, shyan laughed at me. I guess thats what I get for being stupid. I will just make sure to wash my sweater's after my weird days. Yes this is my brilliance!
Another adventure with ME!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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