Anyone up for a game of CLUE?

This is one of my friend Shyan's brilliant moments. It all started when my brother and his wife decided to come down to visit us. We had the brilliant idea to play some board games and so I invited my friend Shyan over, she brought the game clue. I mean who doesn't like clue you get to go around as an awesome character and murder someone with a freaking household item, then find out who did it! Its SWEET! Anyway, we all sat around the game board. it was my mother, my brother, my sister in-law, Shyan and ME! All was going well, we had our munchies and was playing and thinking nothing of it till my dad came out and was like "Wow are you guys still on the same game? Its been like 45 minutes." We all looked around at each other and shrugged and kept playing. We were all eying each other about 15 minutes later like we knew who did it. we all had that evil little smirk and that funny look in our eyes. We badgered each other with words and poked fun. Then my brother Trevor was like "Okay, I'm looking." we all shouted NO and he was like "I lost anyway so at least let me see." we all fussed then gave in. Trevor opened the little TOP SECRET envelope and started laughing. He shook his head a couple of times and then spoke " No one wins." We just stared like he had spoken a foreign language. He twisted the cards around and pointed. We automatically turned to Shyan and stared. She had been in charge of putting the cards in the TOP SECRET envelope. She turned bright red and did one of her nervous laugh's. She had put two weapons in and no room. I mean COME ON, you must be really blond to do that. Ive never done that so thats just sad.
Oh Shyan you are my Luver

seeeeeee BLOND I TELL U!
Lets just say after that we didn't play anymore game.