Oh MattG

For those of you who dont know who MATTG is then, SHAME! He is a kid on YOUTUBE, one of the best and funniest ppl. One of my friends thought it would be funny to send him a little poem and hope he would say something about it in one of his videos. This person will remain Anonymous for certain reasons. But I find it fucking funny and I hope that he responds!
Oh MattG
Oh MattG
You arouse me so much,
It makes me want to pee.
Oh MattG
Oh MattG
Your so sexy and hot.
I touch myself to you a lot.
You and your racist cookie.
Do you wanna a nookie?
I could be your one and only,
Or just when your lonely.
I do not mind,
You can even have my behind!
Will you think of me,
When you have to pee?
I would jump threw a hoop,
When you talk about poop.
Oh MattG
Oh MattG
You arouse me so much,
It makes me got to pee.
Oh MattG
Oh MattG
I find this one of the funniest poems I've ever heard and I pray it finds the right person!