Adam & Eve

Have you ever had one of the moments when you were absolutely tramatized by something your parent does? Well welcome to my life, a day doesn't go by that my muther doesn't do or say something to horrify me. I think one of the worst times was when we made a recent trip down to Boise. We went down there to visit my granparents and my niece, we stayed in a hotel called Mr. Sandman, anyway it was the day we were heading back to Baker, We were headed to the freeway when my mum told me to pull into this parking lot. I did as told, I didnt need to fight with her in such a closed confined space. When I pulled up to the curb I kinda looked around and turned to ask my mum where we were, when I noticed a huge red sign infront of where I had parked the car that read, ADAM & EVE! And for those of you who dont know what Adam & Eve is, I'll explain, Its a porn shop, ummmmm yeah that pretty much explains all. Well my mum wanted to go in there so I kinda just looked at her, shook my head and turned up the stero. She wander in and didnt come out for about twenty-five minutes. I just rolled my eyes when she came out carrying the famous "Black Bag" when she got into the car I didnt say a word, I just backed the car out and head for the freeway. We pulled up to a stop light, where I had cars on either side of me waiting for the light to change. I heard a rustle and then a buzzing sound. I yelped in horror when I felt a tickle on my arm, when I looked over my mum she had a great big grin on her face and a giant red dildo in her hand. My eyes got giant big, like a deer in the headlights (***which I have a tendency of doing***) I looked away and over at the car next to me which of course the ppl had to be staring at us. I wanted to die of mortification, I told my muther to put it away. She acted all innocent and was like "I had the lady at the counter put batteries in it to make sure it worked." I held up my hand and shook my head " Muther! I dont wanna know okay, Im already going to have nightmares about giant red dildos chasing me!" I seriously dont get why parents think its okay to tramatize their child. Maybe they feel it is their responsibility to make their childs life a living hell or maybe they just get off on scaring the shit out of them. I know that I have one of those parents who find it funny to do something like that. Thank the fucking lord for the day I move out, then I will have the chance to corrupt and tramatize someones else! -evil laugh-
That was another Adventure with ME!