Okay, there was this one day my friend Tasha and I got really bored and thought that we should go hang at the library. What we did was took some supplies with us also, the contents included: A box of Seventh Heaven Condoms & Hair Gel. LMAO now now dont think naughty......... anyway we thought it would be funny to have this contest on who could keep their condom the longest without breaking it (Note *** which ended up involving other ppl also***). It was kinda like when you took that class were you had to carrie around those freakin electronic babies and hope to god you dont kill it, well it was kinda like that but these were a little more easier to hide LOL. So with our contents in a bag we headed into the library. We decided it would be best to do our little mission of filling the condoms somewhere other than Tasha's house because, dont you think her mom might have found it weird the two of us huddled in the bathroom? I know I would. Well we headed for the bathroom which was the smallest bathroom in the history of library bathrooms, Im serious if you ever have the chance to go into the Nampa Public Library look at the bathroom its freakin small. You walk down this semi-short tight little hallway to get to the entrence. When you push the door open you turn to your right and there is a tiny little stall and a crooked swinging door. Strait ahead there is the Handicap stall, it is long and also contains a baby changing table. We both went into the stall and put the bag on the changing table. The bathroom was empty when we first entered but a lady about maybe her mid thirties entered to use the bathroom. When you first walk in, you can see our legs underneath the stall door. Who knows what that lady was thinking. Anyway we were laughing so hard becasue when we were squeezing the gel into the condom it kept making farting sounds and we couldnt help but think about what the lady next to us was thinking. We ended up laughing forever and getting gel all over. This wasnt the first time we had done this. We had ones from a couple of days before but, they only had water in them, And yes we had them with us. They do make great stress relievers, well we finally finished and tied them off and cleaned up. We wondered around the library for a while then called her mum to pick us up. (**No Car** -crys- this was a while back) We decided it would be best to sit outside on this bench and wait for her mum, so we were sitting there playing with our water filled condoms when I heard a snap and a splash. I looked over, Tasha had this horrid look on her face. I looked down and bust out laughing, her water filled one broke all over her pants and right in the crotch too. It ran a path down the sidewalk. And to make matters even funnier, a man and his little daughter walked by about five minutes later. The man side stepped pulling his daughter away from the puddle, he looked at Tasha and then back down at his daughter and was like "dont step in the pee darling." I laughed so hard I about peed myself. After that her mum pulled up and we got in, she took one look at Tasha and was like "did you pee yourself?" Oh god that was a great day!
Another Adventure with ME!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
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