Anyone up for a game of CLUE?

This is one of my friend Shyan's brilliant moments. It all started when my brother and his wife decided to come down to visit us. We had the brilliant idea to play some board games and so I invited my friend Shyan over, she brought the game clue. I mean who doesn't like clue you get to go around as an awesome character and murder someone with a freaking household item, then find out who did it! Its SWEET! Anyway, we all sat around the game board. it was my mother, my brother, my sister in-law, Shyan and ME! All was going well, we had our munchies and was playing and thinking nothing of it till my dad came out and was like "Wow are you guys still on the same game? Its been like 45 minutes." We all looked around at each other and shrugged and kept playing. We were all eying each other about 15 minutes later like we knew who did it. we all had that evil little smirk and that funny look in our eyes. We badgered each other with words and poked fun. Then my brother Trevor was like "Okay, I'm looking." we all shouted NO and he was like "I lost anyway so at least let me see." we all fussed then gave in. Trevor opened the little TOP SECRET envelope and started laughing. He shook his head a couple of times and then spoke " No one wins." We just stared like he had spoken a foreign language. He twisted the cards around and pointed. We automatically turned to Shyan and stared. She had been in charge of putting the cards in the TOP SECRET envelope. She turned bright red and did one of her nervous laugh's. She had put two weapons in and no room. I mean COME ON, you must be really blond to do that. Ive never done that so thats just sad.
Oh Shyan you are my Luver

seeeeeee BLOND I TELL U!
Lets just say after that we didn't play anymore game.

Srry!

Hey, I posted all off my blogs from Myspace onto my blog spot, thats why there are some many posted at one time. Im working on some new ones that will be up in a couple of weeks. Im gonna make a few links with my Myspace and my Youtube. They will be listed on the right if you wanna check anything out on there. I havent got anything really on my Youtube yet, im finishing up somethings then i will post the link.

Im gonna go eat a cookie now!

Crunch Berry!

I would like to start out with saying, "Poor Poor Tasha!" She is the main subject for this tale and it is quiet horrifying. This was the first time Tasha graced our house with her presence. She came over to stay the night at my house and yes she is meeting my family for the first time. This was when my brother still lived at home. He had his friend David over and we were planning on watching a movie Tasha was bringing over. It happened to be Resident Evil (**Note - Awesome Movies!***) Anyway, she came over and met my crazy mother and my brother and his friend. I warned her that my family was weird but she dared to enter! When she came over she did what a normal sane person would do in this situation. She was shy and a little scared of my mother. LOL! Anyway to get down to the point of this story. In the beginning of the movie Resident Evil, there is the part where the main woman wakes up in the shower. Well when she gets up and takes the shower curtain off to place on her robe. David had to point out that we saw her nipple. My mother of course laughed and told him to skip back to it. David being practically part of our family didnt think twice, he skipped back and paused it right there on her nipple. I wanted to die, like I needed Tasha to think me more of a freak than I already was. Well then my mother screams out "Hey it looks like a CRUNCH BERRY!" OMFG who says that? Tasha didnt say a word but I knew deep down she was like "WTF am I doing here? Im probly gonna end up with my pic on the side of a milk carton." I felt so bad, I just played along and acted like nothing was wrong with what was happening. Well I guess it wasnt that bad because hey me and Tasha are still friends.......right? -ponders- Yeah last time I checked LOL XP
Another adventure with ME!

Where's my Cup?

I have done many stupid things in my life and well this is .......... one of them! (***NOTE: I dont recommend anyone doing this. ***) I was hanging out with some of my friends on a weekend, Sarah and Ashley. Wait this all started with me calling to see what they were doing and if they wanted to hang, they told me that they were at the post office parking lot with "The bag" I of course got excited and told them I would pick them up. I got in my mum's jeep and went to pick them up. They got in the car and Sarah pulled a bottle out of her nifty bag, And what was in her hand? Green apple pucker *YUMMY*, anyway she told me to pull over and thats what I did I found a parking spot in the back of the post office and we all took a couple of swigs from the bottle. I told them that they should totally stay the night at my house, that my dad wasnt returning home for the weekend and that my mum never comes into my room. They agreed and called their parents. We all ended up at my house, where we dragged a futon mattress in on the floor so I could sleep on it, I knew that we wouldnt all fit on my queen bed and I really didnt wanna end up in another bad situation like I had before -giggle- so I gathered some shot glasses and cups, we had stopped at the store to get some coke cola. We sat down and turned some music on. We drank: Green Apple Pucker, Jack Daniels, and After Shock. Which I will never want any type of cough syrup ever again, for after awhile thats what After Shock tastes like is bad cough syrup. We did shots then we got our glasses and poured soda into the glasses and Sarah had control of the Jack, which she freakin put a shit load in my soda and didnt tell me. When I took a drink it about came out my nose. She thought it was hilarious, then I got the cell phone. I called Shyan, oh shyan, the sweet little shyan. I told her we were coming over, which if you ask anyone I have a tendency of repeating everything I say a couple times when I'm a drunk. I dont remember how many people I had called, but hey. Anyway we were in our Pj's and we headed down the middle of the street with cups in hand to shyan's house. She came out on the front porch, and looked at us like we were scary. I laughed, then of course the bad happens. Sarah bumped into me and what do I do I spill my drink all over me and Sarah. She thought it was the funniest thing in the world. She got all giggly and sat down on the cold wet pavement. I was laughing and talking to shyan, shyan kept telling us to be quiet because, her parents were still awake. I set my cup down on her porch and was dancing around. We got shyan to call james, it was really late and then sarah swiped the phone and ran into the middle of the street. Which was more of a stagger, and it was funny. When we finally decided to go I was turning in circles asking where my cup was, which I found on her porch. Go figure. Well lets see all we did after that was go home and drink more. Then came the following monday, lets just say it was cold out and I put on the same sweater I wore that night, totally forgeting that I had spilled anything on it. I went to first period and I had thought I could smell Jack but, I thought I was imaging it. Then shyan came up to me in Second period and was like "Did you know that you have a stain on your sweater?" My sweater is white with black skulls on it and misfits written all over it. Well when I looked there was a huge brownish stain on my sweater. Yeah, I didnt wash it. I got all wide eyes and pulled my sweater off and smelled it and behold the Jack! I even licked it to make sure, shyan laughed at me. I guess thats what I get for being stupid. I will just make sure to wash my sweater's after my weird days. Yes this is my brilliance!
Another adventure with ME!

Dog Bone Anyone?

This is another one of my stupid moments with Tasha, I was hanging out at her house and her mother was there. She happen to be standing in the kitchen and Tasha and I were standing on the other side of the bar. He mother was talk about something I really don't remember, then Tasha said something hurtfull to me, (Of course she is only playing) And I looked for the closes thing to me on the counter, which happen to be some type of hard chewed on dog bone. I shook it at Tasha and was like "I'll bone you to death!" There was silence and Tasha's mother looked at me like I was stupid. Tasha laughed at me, I of course didnt get it then. Then I thought about what I had said then I started laughing, Then Tasha snorted and I laughed even harder. Yes I had a moment!
That was another adventure with LYNSEY!

Oh look a Belly Button!

You know how puppies have those cute little tummies and their little belly button it bare and you just have to poke it, well this isnt one of those moments. It all started with the first time I went over to my friend Tasha's house, We had been locked out of her house when we got there and we both were dancing around because, we both had to pee. Like majorly Pee, I've never had to pee so bad in my life, Anyway, Her mother had to come home to let us in. We fought over who got the bathroom first, I dont remember who got in their first but, I was quickly drawn to the giant cage by her bathroom. She smiled and was like "They are farrets." I of course got all excited about the cute little furry animals, she was like "You wanna hold one?" I of course agreed with enthusiasm, she handed me the masked face one named Taz, and yes Taz is a boy. I of course was playing with it then was intrigued with its little round belly. Then I saw that cute little belly button, and what do I do? I poke it of course, I giggled and was like, "Look Tasha, look at the cute belly button!" Tasha looked at me for a moment and burst out laughing like crazy, she was like, "OMG Lynsey, thats not his belly button!" I dropped my hand away and was to enthused anymore. Tasha never lets me forget that.
So really think before you poke something you might think is cute!
That is another adventure with ME!!!

My Kinda DRUG!

I have this problem, I have a tendency of buy movies. If I go into any store I have to buy a movie, or i go threw withdrawls. My mother has to drag me away from the movie section. I am not aloud to go into the movie store without supervision. I am trying my hardest, everyone I know thinks that i need help. That is not my only problem, I have a built in bookcase which holds all of my movies. I have to have them in Alphabetical order, they have to be strait and no movie goes anywere without its case. I have a tendency of walking by and making sure they are all perfect. Maybe its an OCD thing i dont know. I also wont let anyone barrow any of my movies, not even my one family. The only person I have ever let barrow movies was my friend tasha, I guess its cause i trust her. I have been really good about not buying movies lately. I havent bought any movies in like three months. I think I'm doing good, or maybe its because I dont have any money. That may be it LOL. You would not imagine how many people would ask to barrow a movie, and I would breakout in a cold sweat and freak telling them no flat out. You think thats sad you should see the list of movies I want. I put a number to it and it came out to be 867. Wow right, yeah I know. I dont know why I am like this, I'm not like this with anything else, Well my video games and my anime but they are pretty much in the same family as my Dvd's. Well this isnt really one of my funny stories sorry. I just thought i would share my drug problem.
"Hi my name is LYNSEY, and I've been clean for three months!"